Meow is like aloha — it can mean anything.

- Hank Ketchum

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Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming.  Dogs aren’t like this.  A dog’s idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

- James Gorman

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Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission .. the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

- Saki

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An inquisitive kitten is the best reminder of what youth is all about.

- Unknown

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Dog’s have owners.  Cat’s have staff.

- Unknown

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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

- Unknown

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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

- Unknown

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Women and cats will do as they please; men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

- Anon.

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Cats aren’t clean,  they’re just covered with cat spit.

- Unknown

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I got rid of my husband.  The cat was allergic.

- Unknown

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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

- Albert Schweitzer

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There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.- Anonymous

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People that hate cats will come back  as mice in their next life.

- Faith Resnick

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

- Mary Bly

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One cat just leads to another.

- Ernest Hemingway

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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

- Ellen Perry Berkeley

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

- Anonymous

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

- Unknown